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March 14, 2012

In Today’s News: Proposed AZ legislation brings a whole new meaning to the old saying ‘be careful what you wish for’ when you factor in gynecological reports. Divorcing your abusive husband should be a last resort. Teens fear pink lighting. Goldman Sachs is in it for the money. Sheriff Joe scheduled to lose more inmates. … Continue reading

March 13, 2012

In Today’s News: Diablo 3 needs to catch up with their gamers. Shit-ass people always ruin their own entertainment. Porn stars to be paid by the hour in AZ – there’s always a loophole in the law. Apple,¬†Facebook, and Google – the lawsuits will never end. Cold hands is the key to lose weight.

March 12, 2012

In Today’s News: Women can do anything cows and pigs can do. Those in central California still can’t interpret a map. If everyone can’t have 5 stars no one can. Mexican and US governments continue to profit on drug lords escape. Will he ever be caught. Let’s get real.

March 8, 2012

In Today’s News: Lying to patients becomes acceptable. Fox News actually reads the news. It’s February 14th all over again; oh wait no it’s just International Women’s Day. Bill Maher made it to the white house. Pink underwear is deadly and so is the slime. I’m getting 4th meal tonight. Changing a recipe is cheaper … Continue reading

March 6, 2012

In Today’s News: Anonymous un-anonymously ratted out. Parents gain out for poor child rearing. Bickering with my husband is finally explained. Vegetables reduce the chance of cancer. Science debunks Christian theory on abortion. Distinguishing from a $10 bottle and a $20 bottle of wine requires a specific palate. Snorting Caffeine not intended for inhalation was … Continue reading

March 5, 2012

In Today’s News: Arranged marriages (in America) are still around; that and child abuse. Assuming Snooki can stay sober, she’ll be a mom in about 5 months. The key to an economic transformation? Retirement. (Wish I would have thought of that. Oh wait, I did… 5 years ago) Dryers and Blue Bell lose family market. … Continue reading

February 29, 2012

In Today’s News: Low cut shirts cease to be an advantage with officers of the law. When comparing Apples to… Tacos; tacos win. Google makes a statement. US men are officially the poutiest creatures on this planet. I’m just saying if this passes I better get at least $2K for shaving my legs and armpits … Continue reading