March 5, 2012

In Today’s News:

Arranged marriages (in America) are still around; that and child abuse.

Assuming Snooki can stay sober, she’ll be a mom in about 5 months.

The key to an economic transformation? Retirement. (Wish I would have thought of that. Oh wait, I did… 5 years ago)

Dryers and Blue Bell lose family market.

Christianity is a con… or something like that.

The US has a budget problem. Shocker!

Despite my neighbors’ testimony, Canada isn’t getting enough ice to play hockey.

Arizona continues to allow my texting while driving habit.


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