In Today’s News:
Arranged marriages (in America) are still around; that and child abuse.
Assuming Snooki can stay sober, she’ll be a mom in about 5 months.
The key to an economic transformation? Retirement. (Wish I would have thought of that. Oh wait, I did… 5 years ago)
Christianity is a con… or something like that.
The US has a budget problem. Shocker!
Despite my neighbors’ testimony, Canada isn’t getting enough ice to play hockey.
Arizona continues to allow my texting while driving habit.