February 29, 2012

In Today’s News:

Low cut shirts cease to be an advantage with officers of the law.

When comparing Apples to… Tacos; tacos win.

Google makes a statement.

US men are officially the poutiest creatures on this planet. I’m just saying if this passes I better get at least $2K for shaving my legs and armpits – there’s a lot more surface area than a tiny mustache and it requires more time and frequency.

Taboo fantasy could cost… Up to 5 years hard time. (I wonder how Fulton Homes feels about the free advertising during this news segment).

I sit here baffled wondering how Romney won the AZ primary. Clearly, Arizona needs to read up on candidate policies for important issues. Where are the Latio voters? Get out there and vote! In case you need help deciding I’ll give you a hint (psst… You don’t want Romney). You’re welcome.

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