February 23, 2012

In Today’s News:

Yreka gold bandits predicted to make a killing.

In conjunction with beer goggles, Google Glasses won’t let you forget yesterday’s one-night-stand.

We will all be three feet tall – you know like Moses was.

Surgeons required to take BAC test before operating.

Ignoring friends for your significant other is damaging to your health. Ya, you know who you are.

Maryland hops on board with New Jersey and Washington.

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