February 13, 2012

In Today’s News:

Law & Order: SVU is not real, shocker!

Time to start uploading all those email forwards you get about Obama so someone can finally tell you it’s wrong! The truth campaign should have started 4 years ago.

Jailbaiters are uniting.

It only took 11 years, but we are finally starting to care less about stars light-years away and more about the one we are living on.

Teenage drama reaches Dad’s breaking point – Yup, I’m glad I’m an adult.

Cake and ice cream must be eaten for breakfast not dinner (like last night).

1,000,000 condoms to be given out.

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