February 9, 2012

In Today’s News:

If you get cancer at least you will remember you had it.

Arizona citizens are stocking up on lube.

Australian police have plenty of probable cause to plant on unsuspecting citizens.

Men in an open marriage don’t kill their wives just don’t delete them on Facebook.

Bad habits can be kept at bay with greater ease.

Sleeping with you daughter is never a good idea.

Pedophiles never see the harm they’ve done.

Bigotry continues to spread.

Police face challenges determining if the kids on the street are sniffing coke or caffeine.

My cell phone might turn up in the sewer (cross your fingers someone flushed it)!

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