In Today’s News:
If you get cancer at least you will remember you had it.
Arizona citizens are stocking up on lube.
Australian police have plenty of probable cause to plant on unsuspecting citizens.
Sleeping with you daughter is never a good idea.
Pedophiles never see the harm they’ve done.
Police face challenges determining if the kids on the street are sniffing coke or caffeine.
My cell phone might turn up in the sewer (cross your fingers someone flushed it)!