In Today’s News:
In Pennsylvania the only thing students need to pull out is Jackson and Lincoln.
Kris Humphries’ marriage was about as real as his basketball career.
California makes strides to catch up to more developed states (you know like Iowa and Massachusetts).
Soon women will be sent back to the kitchen (or maybe we will send the men this time).
New rubbers, natural scent, role-playing and I’m only talking about eco-friendly children toys.
Healthy living is more important to WalMart than, oh I don’t know… ethics, human morale, the little stuff!